Cumlord

Cumlord Wario Slim Shady Watterson is Cumlord's full name, but he prefers to go by Cumlord or Wario. Cumlord is very mysterious and his personality is unknown, but we do know that he has smoked a joint at least once in his life.

Cumlord was born before his parent's wedding. Cumlord grew up to marry his father's stalker, and later had a child with her. However, he most likely realized that his wife was a literal stalker and divorced her to marry Jesus, whom he met during the Hunger Games. Both of them being the last two alive, they felt as they couldn't kill each other. They decided to live in the Hunger Games Arena together, in harmony.